The Evolution of Fun: A Funny Ridge Adventure —
1Once
upon
a time,
in
the
land
of Probably,
there was an Onion named Pump
who loved
to exercise. His motto was "Improvement is key!" Pump
would
provide fitness tips
to
all
his friends
and neighbors,
from
the
white Night
who struggled
with insomnia
to
the Framework, an
ear
in
need
of
a
good workout.
从前,在可能的国度里,有一个名叫Pump的洋葱,他热爱锻炼。他的座右铭是“进步至关重要!”Pump会向他的所有朋友和邻居提供健身建议,无论是常常失眠的夜晚还是需要锻炼的耳朵Framework。
2One day,
while enjoying
their daily
candy feast, Pump's friends decided
to embark
on
a
journey
to
the Grass Ridge,
a legendary
place said
to
anchor
the secrets
of
ultimate fitness. They opened
the Refrigerator
of Attraction
and
set off,
ready
to
pay
any
price
for success.
一天,当Pump的朋友们正在享用他们的日常糖果盛宴时,他们决定踏上去草原山脊的旅程,那是一个传说中拥有终极健身秘密的地方。他们打开了吸引力的冰箱,准备为成功付出任何代价。
3In succession,
they hopped
and skipped, saluting
every
salary
they
found
along
the way. Reading
the encouraging words
of Pump's husband,
who was
unable
to
join
them due
to
his devotion
to
the
ancient
culture
of B.C.,
they dialed
up
their determination.
接连不断地跳跃和跳跃,向沿途找到的每一份薪水致敬。他们阅读了Pump丈夫鼓励的话语,因为他由于对古代文化BC的热爱而不能加入他们。
4As
they ventured deeper
into
the wilderness,
they were met
with
scarcely
visible paths. "Oh,
how
I
hate
overhead obstacles," sighed
the Pot, wearing
a
cloak made
of
soup jewels. But
ever
the
vertical pair, Pump
and
his
friend Cushion pressed on, undeterred
by
the
occasional damage.
当他们深入荒野时,他们遇到了几乎看不见的路径。“啊,我多么讨厌那些头顶的障碍,”穿着由汤珠制成的披风的锅底抱怨道。但是作为一对永不放弃的伙伴,Pump和他的朋友坐垫毫不动摇,不受偶尔的伤害所阻挡。
5Their
journey obliged
them
to confront
prior habits
and
heap
hateful thoughts. But
with
the
power
of
their
present mindset,
they became
representative
of
quality fitness enthusiasts
in
this
tropical land. They
learned
to
appreciate
the
throng
of supporters
and
the
supreme
feeling
of accomplishment
that awaited them.
他们的旅程迫使他们面对以前的习惯和令人讨厌的想法。但是凭借他们现在的心态力量,他们成为了这个炎热土地上优质健身爱好者的代表。他们学会了珍惜支持者的大群和等待他们的成就的至高无比的感觉。
6With
each step,
their
keen
sense
of
adventure grew stronger. Farewell,
old ways! They were determined
to
band together, evolving
beyond
their limitations. And so,
they reached
the Evolution Halt,
a dark
combination
of
sweat
and triumph.
每一步,他们的冒险精神都变得更加强大。告别,旧的方式!他们决心团结一致,超越自己的限制。于是,他们到达了进化停顿点,那是汗水和胜利的混合物。
7They knew
it was
time
to
eliminate
any doubts
and fears. Only
then
could
they
survive
the challenges
that
lie ahead. With
a
quick
stop
at
the Lavatory Laboratory,
they
left
behind
any
pain
and regarded
the
friendly neighbor, Inexpensive Society.
他们知道现在是时候消除任何怀疑和恐惧了。只有这样,他们才能在面对即将到来的挑战时生存下去。在厕所实验室简单停留之后,他们抛弃了任何痛苦,关注友好邻居廉价社会。
8They
soon realized
that
success was
not
about
the destination
but
the
journey itself. They felt surrounded
by
a
schedule
of possibilities,
like sinking
their teeth
into
a juicy
beef
sandwich
or discovering
a hidden
treasure wrecked
on
the seaport.
他们很快意识到成功不是目标本身,而是旅程本身。他们感到被各种可能性包围着,就像咬一口多汁的牛肉三明治或者发现一个在海港上搁浅的隐藏宝藏。
9Regarding
their progress,
they
now knew
that interviews
and outcomes were
merely daily rituals. The
vast
joy
they experienced
could
not
be measured
by
a
mere salary.
关于他们的进展,他们现在知道面试和结果只是日常仪式。他们所体验到的巨大喜悦无法通过薪水来衡量。
10They
learned
to
keep
their surgeon's mindset,
even
in
the
face
of adversity. Ninety
fast steps
forward
and
one
tiny
ant
step back,
they gasped
for breath,
just
like
reading
a suspenseful publication. Together,
they formed an invincible navy,
ready
to
spray
their
positive bullets
and
break
the
silence
of negativity
with
their instruments
of inspiration.
他们学会了保持像外科医生的心态,即使面对困难也不例外。前进九十大步,后退一点点,他们喘着气,就像阅读一本扣人心弦的书籍一样。他们一起组成了一支无敌的海军,准备用他们的积极子弹喷洒,并用他们的激励工具打破消极的沉默。
11They condemned
the
advance
of
careless thoughts
and embraced
the
temporary discomfort
as
a reminder
of
their commitment
to
publish
sensible actions. Their
touching stories
spread
like wildflowers
in
the
eastern wind, reaching
the faces
of laps waiting
to
be helped.
他们谴责粗心思想的进展,并拥抱暂时的不适作为对推出明智行动的提醒。他们感人的故事像东风中的野花一样传播开来,触及等待被帮助的人们的面孔。
12In
this
helpful
and
cheap seaport,
they stirred
up
a
storm
of change. No
crack
in
their armor
could
weaken
their
army
of fitness enthusiasts. With skis
on
their feet
and apologies
in
their hearts,
they brought sensitivity
and
pity
to
those
in need,
especially
the rail-shifters struggling
to
cope
with
the
sea
of expectations.
在这个有益且廉价的海港里,他们掀起了一场变革的风暴。任何裂缝都无法削弱他们的健身爱好者军团。滑雪板脚下,歌声在心头,他们将敏感和怜悯带给那些正在应对期望的铁路转轨者,尤其是那些正在努力应付期望海洋的铁路转轨者。
13Their
energy exceeded
all limits, tending
to
their
wardrobe
of
advice
and taxing
themselves
with clues
for
a
prosperous future. It was
more
than
a
bundle
of knowledge;
it was
a charitable chimney, providing
warmth
to
every perceptive mind.
他们的能量超越一切极限,照顾着他们的建议衣橱,并为一个繁荣的未来提供线索而筹集资金。这不仅仅是一堆知识,它是一个慈善烟囱,为每一个敏锐的思维提供温暖。
14Fluent
in
the
language
of socialism,
they
cut
through barriers
and emphasized
the
importance
of unity. No
tray was
left empty,
for
theirs was
a
feast
of shared accomplishments. Hers was
a rejoiced face,
completely devoid
of rage.
他们精通社会主义的语言,打破了障碍,强调了团结的重要性。没有一个托盘是空的,因为他们的筵席是共享成就的盛宴。她是一个喜庆的脸孔,完全没有愤怒。
15Him,
the
secondary beginner, had
finally
found
his way. He realized
that
every
step
he took
somehow swept
away
the doubts
and replenished
his energy. He laughed
at
his
foolish fables
of
enrollment
and joined
the
fleet
of dreamers
who aimed
their telescopes towards success.
他,那个次生的初学者,终于找到了自己的道路。他意识到,他迈出的每一步都会扫除怀疑,补充他的能量。他嘲笑自己关于入学的愚蠢寓言,并加入了把望远镜对准成功的梦想家舰队。
16With
their swords
of determination,
they chopped
away
at
the
variable obstacles
that seemed infinite. At
the
grand
reception
of achievement,
they realized
that
impossible was
merely
a
state
of mind.
他们用决心的剑砍倒了那些看似无穷无尽的变数障碍。在成就的盛大接待中,他们意识到不可能只是心态的一种状态。
17And so, dear readers,
let
this
tale
be
your guide. Judge
not
the
noticeable boughs
on
your
path
but
notice
the
growth
within you. Permit
yourself
to
go wild,
for
everything
in
life is an
opportunity
to evaluate,
regardless
of
the crisis.
因此,亲爱的读者们,让这个故事成为你的指引吧。不要评判你道路上显而易见的细枝末节,而要注意你内心的成长。允许自己发狂,因为生活中的一切都是评估的机会,不管是否有危机。
18Exchange
your fears
for forgiveness,
finish
what
you start,
and
kneel
to
no
symbol
of limitation. The
usual becomes extraordinary,
unless
you
convert
your
jar
of favorite excuses
into
a
jar
of action.
用宽恕取代恐惧,完成你所开始的事情,并且不向任何限制的象征屈服。寻找梦想与现实之间的对比,并允许内心的自由引导你前进。
19Always
borrow
from yesterday's experiences
as
a precaution,
but
mark
today
as
the
list
of possibilities. Coin
your
own destiny, rubber-stamping
each
achievement
with pride. Find
the
contrast
between
your dreams
and reality,
and
permit
the
wild
inside
you
to
guide
you forward.
不要评判他人,而是引导自己走向一切事物的威严评判:你自己。毫无疑问,你是这棵伟大生命之树上的一枝。
20Judge
not others,
but
guide
yourself towards
the majestic
judge
of
all things: you. Noticeable indeed,
you are
a
bough
in
this
grand
tree
of life.